The Scooter Diaries

Now I’m a firm advocate of a little bit of what you fancy (foodwise we’re talking about). So it makes me really grind my teeth when you see these absolute fanatics on TV, or other media, absolutely foaming at the mouth at the thought that people are eating chocolate, white rice or butter to name but a few of the perceived ‘sinful’ foods.

It’s all absolute rubbish, there is absolutely no reason why people can’t eat a little of something they enjoy, and it’s not the place of these "food haters", who probably flog themselves with birch twigs, and wear a hair shirt to sleep in and enjoy it, to condemn every little bit of food that isn’t fruit or vegetable, calorie or fat free.

First I’d like to thank all of the readers of this slugblog. Thank you for your complete inactivity, apathy and lack of interest in commenting on any of the items posted on this site over the last year.

The only feedback has been continual attempts to get trackbacks from porn, drug and gambling websites in Eastern Europe.

I had hoped by now that some healthy (pardon the pun) threads would have been running on some of the subjects raised. For example I bet you’ve got lots of “walkers” at your gym, or perhaps you’re a “walker not a washer” yourself, so were offended at it being pointed out that it’s an appalling lack of hygiene in the civilised world.